June 8th, 2002
This week's top news is that JOD IS NOW EMPLOYED!! In other news I was suprised to find that hell had not frozen over, and cows were indeed not flying. For those of you that don't know Jod- the reason why him being employed is such a big accomplishment is because this is his first job ever! Thats right! His first job at the age of 20! That means no paper route, no cutting grass, no babysitting- nothing! According to Jod, in the Philippines (where he grew up) they have maids that do all that work. (Note to self- Move to the Philippines). He got a job at Best Buy and he used me as a reference on his resume- but unfortunately he used a phone number that I haven't had for over a year! So obviously they didn't end up calling me and in Jod's own words- "They must be really desperate". We congrats dude! Pretty soon your gonna have to pay taxes (ooooooh!).
I updated the music section this week- and I've decided to have the song of the week playing in the background every week. I apologize to 56k users- you might have to wait 3 minutes or so before the music kicks in.
Nelly still sucks.
I just updated the links section of the website to include Timashion's website that is also hosted on my brothers domain, CanadianRed. His site has a really awesome layout and great flash design. I met Timashion in our English 3060 class taught by Professor Mack"hinder-us-from -getting-A's". Not only is this guy funny and cool to hang with, but he also works with his church to help out kids- which is something I truly admire. Make sure you check out his site. Shout outs to the other Team NOET members Wicki, and Mike- wait didn't we kick Mike out of the group? Just playin' man!
I also added a link to "College University" which is a great online cartoon that I found a few weeks back. I you enjoy the humor of the Simpsons and Family Guy, then I think you'll enjoy it. I showed the Episodes to Wing and he thinks they are "pretty funny shit". My favorite are the episodes that have Optimus Prime in them- and the episodes with the video game "Harlem World" featuring none other than Puffy and Ma$e.
May 30th, 2002
I finally updated... it only took me how long? After countless e-mails and comments about how lazy I am and how I should update my site I finally put some time into it. The reason why it took so long is because I work at my own pace- at that pace its amazing I ever get anything done. Even the rant has been updated!
Lampros has named me the laziest webmaster of the year! Wow what an honor- but I have to decline this title since Jod hasn't updated his site since last August.... he definitely wins.
I changed a few things on the site (including some Rage music looping in a few sections- some font changes) and this is just the first of many changes to come to this site. I plan on updating the site more often- so check weekly for some new stuff.
I read the other day that a kid that won a contest sponsored by Pepsi for free tickets to go see Britney Spears, called Pepsi and asked them if they could give him money instead of the prize. Apparently the 14 year old boy favors rap music and had no interest in seeing Spears live. Pepsi gave the boy $475 US as an alternative prize. Hahahahaha.... what a diss.... Pepsi was promoting this win tickets to see Britney contest and this little kid wanted cash instead. Not a bad idea- although I would have sold the tickets on ebay instead- probably would have got more money for them (front row ticks).
The Maple Leafs are out of the playoffs after losing to Carolina on Tuesday. Looks like yet another year in TO without Stanley. Now that the Leafs are gone I'm pulling for the Av's to win. Hell I don't really care who wins just as long as its not Detroit. Its not that I hate the players on the Detroit team- its just that they are so stacked with good players that it makes me sick... they are the Yankees of hockey. If I had a billion dollars to spend on players salaries I could assemble a team like that too. I guess you can argue by saying that Colorado is the same thing... but fuck I hate the Red Wings- so don't bother trying to convince me otherwise...
Anyone see that magician David Blaine special last week where he stood on that 100 foot high pedestal for 34 hours- and then jumped off onto some cardboard boxes? Yeah it was fucking boring shit. I mean that jump that he did is something that Stunt people do everyday and its not televised- and as for the standing in the same spot for 34 hours on that pedestal... I mean that is impressive but at the same time I don't think its anything that special... I mean they should have fed him lots and lots of Taco Bell Bean Burritos and then had him stand up there for 34 hours... that would be some crazy shit. That would be a true test of the endurance of the anal sphinter valve. I wouldn't want to be a spectator below if he blew. Anyways that David Blaine dude does some other illusions that are pretty amazing... he levitates, puts his hand through solid objects, and he even took an empty can of beer and filled it up again. Marwan thinks that scientists should cut him up and find the source of his power- he thinks its some voodoo alien shit or something.
All this talk about the Street Magician reminded me of his super hot ex-girlfriend Josie Maran. This girl is all sorts of hot..... check out this pic (and click on it for more Josie pics):
April 18th, 2002
Well its that time of the semester again. The part where you attempt to learn all the information you neglected to absorb all semester. Finals! Some of us at York in Toronto are lucky enough to already be done with them, but the rest of us are hard at work studying our collective asses off. Or at least talking about studying. You ever notice that? People usually either study, or they spend all their time telling everyone all the stuff they have to study for. I bet if you eliminated all the time spent talking about exams and actually spent that time studying that would probably be more time efficient. But who am I to judge? Oh yeah, this is my website, I can fucking judge people in any manner I want, and there isn't a fucking thing you can do about it.... muwhahahaha!
If anyone's been wondering what I've been up to- fucking get a hobby and have it not include wondering what I've been up to.
But since I'm a hypocrite, I'll talk about some stuff I've been doing. Today I had a team presentation in my Technical Communications 2 class about the feasiblity of fuel cell vehicles. We kicked some ass, which once again proves that if you don't know what your talking about just make stuff up. Thats basically what I did for some parts, and on my evaluations sheet the prof wrote "had a thorough grasp of his material". Shout out to my group (Team NOET), Eric, Timashion, and Mike. Good stuff.
There are only a few days of class left now before finals. I think I set a record this semester for the amount of classes that I actually attended. You know what? You actually do learn stuff by going to class and taking notes (another first for me).
I just saw that Van Wilder movie today on my dvd player. I really didn't want to pay 10 bucks to see it at the theater so my bro downloaded it. Pretty funny movie. I like that dude that was on that 2 guys a girl and a pizza place show that got cancelled. Funny dude. I also watched that Clockstoppers movie last week. Yeah, the kiddie movie that was Nickelodeon, thats the one... I made my bro download it since that hot girl that was in Maxim was in it. Damn she is hot. Check her out.
March 30th, 2002
Happy Easter! Here's a question... why the hell does the easter bunny lay eggs? Talk about a way to confuse children. Ah well, that doesn't bother me as much as the fact that I had to goto school on Good Friday, which is a holiday in Canada. Apparently in the States its not a national holiday or something, so alas school wasn't cancelled today. You figure I would have known by now... considering its my 3rd year of University at Wayne State... but nope, I suppose it only gets increasingly dissapointing each year. I was denied the right to partake in Good Friday religious activites... you know like pin the halo on the messiah... or whatever it is that they do.
I'm thinking of totally revamping the website with a new design, but I'm not sure if I'll have the time and effort to allocate any time soon. School is pretty busy nowadays and finals are just around the corner. Maybe I'll update each section piece by piece or something with the new design... I dunno, we'll see what happens. And yes, I STILL didn't update the Rant... I've just been busy/lazy to write anything up, but you can expect one for April since I skipped March.
Isn't Physics ironic? Because the more mass you have the more "attractive" you are. If you actually laughed at that then as Marwan would say "You've been placed under homo-suspicion"
For those of you familiar with "The Usual Suspects" I present a rare photograph of the actors that didn't make the cut for the roles. Click Here.
Happy Birthday Sok!! Sokhanny celebrated her birthday earlier this week. Wow, 22, thats pretty old. Wallace is only 21, you're robbing the cradle Sok! Best Wishes and I hope you got everything you wanted for your birthday, aka a new boyfriend that doesn't moonlight as a male prostitute. Its okay Wally, everyone's gotta make a living somehow... just don't do it on the corner of Wyandotte and Ouellette. I know its a high traffic area but its too close to my house.. you're hurting the property value.
Happy Birthday Rita!! Yesterday was Rita's birthday. Luckily I didn't see her on campus else I might have felt obligated to act nice to her. Now she's old enough to goto the bars in Canada! (hehe). She's also recently single, so fellas you better take a number because I hear there's a line forming. My sources say if you act now she can probably fit you in near the end of May for dinner at PizzaPapalis.
Tim went to Fluids and Manufacturing Processes this week. In other related news, I was suprised to find out that hell had indeed not frozen over.
Marwan and I have declared jihad on Nelly. Not Furtado, the annoying pop singer- I'm talking about rapper who is exponentially more annoying. I'd explain why, but if you've heard his music its pretty much self-explanatory.
March 20th, 2002
Wow, long time no update. As some might have known last week was my March Break, so for about 7 days Marwan and I went up to Toronto to visit Kevin and Tom. We had a great time. Marwan, Kev and I haven't all chilled together since we were little kids back at Dougall Elementary School. We did a bunch of stuff in TO but the best part was just hanging out together.
Tom scored us tickets to see Resident Evil at the AMC opening night. I thought the movie was pretty good. It was pretty gruesome and that Milla Jovovich girl is kinda cute. The "undead" dudes were pretty cool. I think that even if there wasn't a game this movie still would have worked, it was a pretty decent action flick.
I have to get back into my regular sleeping habits... the whole time in TO I was sleeping at 4am to 6am and waking up at 1pm or something.
On Sunday, Tom, Kev and I went to see Wrestlemania live at the Skydome. Marwan stayed back at the apartment because he didn't want to see some cracker ass cracker inbred rednecks cheering men in tights. Wrestlemania was amazing. I'm probably ranked as a moderate fan of Wrestling, I usually watch the pay-per views coz I get them free with my hacked Direct Tv. When I was a little kid I was a big Hulk Hogan fan, that Hulkamania going wild shit was pretty damn cool back in the day. None of us had ever seen wrestling live before, so Tom figured why not see the biggest event of them all. The Rock VS Hogan match was what made Wrestlemania 18. Even Kev and me were cheering... it was insane. The Rock who always gets cheers was booed by most of the 68,000 fans in the Skydome, who were clearly on Hogan's side. I was most impressed that Hogan after all these years could put on an entertaining match. I mean he's an old dude, and to see him do the stuff he used to do years ago was pretty awesome. I won't get into it in detail since you probably already heard all about it. Definitely a cool experience that I won't forget. If you missed it, see if you can grab a tape of it or something, it was awesome.
I'll write more about our trip to TO sometime this week maybe, when I get a chance.
If you haven't signed the guestbook yet, you suck ass.
In the coming weeks I'll probably add a few new features to the site, time permitting of course. If there is a new section that you want to suggest drop me and e-mail.
Remember that song "Kiss Kiss" that was originally a Greek song (thanks to Lam$ for clearing up where the song originated from) followed by an Arabic song by Tarkan, and then it was remade in english by some chick named Stella Soleil? Well its been remade yet again, but this time by Austrailian soap opera star Holly Valance. I kinda like her version. Maybe its because she's really really hot. Or maybe its because the song is really really good. I think we know the answer to this one. I saw the music video and this girl is all sorts of sexy. She has that sorta "blonde dirty whore" look that I seem to like. Just kidding, I don't like blondes. I'll try to make some screen caps from the video so you can check them out, but until then here are a few pics to drool over...
March 5th, 2002
A special mid-week update because Rob reminded me of something I forgot to write about.
So this guy wrote an article in our school newspaper "The South End" last week that was entitled "Islam Sucks". Well obviously this didn't go over well with the masses. This dude that wrote it is either racist or a product of american propaganda. Or maybe both. Anyways, so they had a news story on Fox 2 about it (if you caught it Moose was interviewed on it) and there have been tons of editorial letters in the paper from people complaining. He wrote in his article that you shouldn't buy your gas from arab owned stores because they use that money to support terrorists. What the fuck? Hussien my local gas attendant needs to feed his fucking kids too. The guy that wrote the article says he's a afraid to come to campus because there have been threats on his life (the paper printed his picture and his e-mail address, hahahaha). A few days after the article was published the dude wrote an apology letter that said alot of stupid things, but there was one quote that I especially liked that summed up everything he had to say. So here it is, mine and Rob's favorite quote of the week:
"The truth is that I'm just a 19 year old white boy from the suburbs that doesn't know anything".
I really really really hope someone points this dude out to me at school so I can go up to him and repeat his quote. I bet his parents are proud... or at least his Klan leader.
March 3rd, 2002
No time to update the webpage extensively this week. I'm swamped with school stuff. 2 exams Monday and then another on Tuesday. So I'm playing the role of a "quasi-dedicated" student and attempting to get some studying done.
I'll update the music, rant, and other pages probably thursday when I get some time.
Team Canada hockey rules! Yeah we smoked the americans, good stuff. More importantly Mike has to get me a VCR now. Check out the party in downtown Windsor the night of the gold medal game. Click here
I'm listening to this new song right now called "Fresh Feeling" off of the Eels' new album Souljacker. Its pretty good, but its one of those songs that I'll probably like and you won't. Its okay though, your opinion means pretty much nothing to me. Wait, I didn't mean it like that, I meant to say that your opinion means absolutely nothing to me. Yeah thats more like it. But seriously, download it and check it out.
Oh yeah, for those that didn't notice, the guestbook is up. Feel free to sign it. I'm suprised that Rita hasn't signed it considering that she visits my webpage every 15 minutes.
I ran across this site that sells cool novelty shirts. I think some are cool anyways. Although I usually confuse "cool" with "offensive"... click here to check em out. I want to buy this one:
Its funny because its true.....
February 23rd, 2002
This Sunday is the hockey event we've all been waiting for! For those of you that don't know its the Gold Medal Hockey game, pitting Team Canada versus Team USA. After a shaky start to the olympic tournament Team Canada seems poised to bring home the first Canadian men's hockey gold in 50 years. This is the matchup I wanted. I want to see the Canadian men beat the Americans, just like the Team Canada womens hockey team defeated Team USA for the Gold on Thursday. Speaking of that game, I watched it and it was pretty entertaining. I don't know what I enjoyed more... seeing Team Canada win the gold, or seeing the Americans crying. Wait, I do know- it was seeing the Americans crying. What I didn't enjoy seeing was the end of the game when they all took off their helmets... I could have lived without seeing that. (Note to self- womens hockey players are NOT attractive)
I have alot riding this game on Sunday. Not only national pride reasons, but more importantly, my bro said he'll buy me a new VCR if both the Canadian Men's and Women's hockey teams win Gold. Well I'm half way there! If Canada doesn't win on Sunday, I'm calling Wayne Gretzky and asking him to buy me a fucking VCR. Make sure you tune in Sunday at 3pm to cheer for my new VCR.
Sarorn got a new job as a producer for CTV in Saskatoon. Congrats dude! I wish you all the best. When you become a big director you have to make sure to introduce me to Jenna Jameson.
This just in.... Marwan is gay.
Due to popular request, I added a guestbook to my site. Make sure you go sign it.
Well it looks like for March Break, Jag and I might be heading out to NYC. No confirmations on who's going yet with us for sure. If you have nothing to do from March 11th to 17th, aren't annoying as fuck, and are interested in going, drop me an e-mail. We might stop off in Boston on the way too. I don't really know many details about it, Jag is planning it all pretty much. I just want to see Conan O'Brien. Maybe I'll stop off at TRL wearing a "Carson Daily Sucks" t-shirt, or maybe stop by the Today Show window and moon Al Roker... time permitting.
If you see Nick Koutelas make sure you tell him that you thought he was a pimp even before the limp.
I heard Roswell got cancelled. The 3 people that actually still watch it were pretty sad.
Those stupid fucks at Fox want to cancel Family Guy! Those bastards! Damn them all! Family Guy is one of the funniest cartoons on tv, aside from the Simpsons. I guess the creative genius' at Fox will replace it with more episodes of World's Deadliest Police Chases and When Animals Attack. I always thought those two shows would be more entertaining if they combined them both to get "World's Deadliest Animals Attack Police". Anyways, click the banner below to find out how you can help Family Guy. Write a letter of protest, or sign the online petition.
I changed the top alternative music list from 10 songs to 15 this week. I just happened to have more than 10 alternative songs that I was listening to this week. I might end up changing it back to 10 depending on how many songs I like each week, we'll see. Speaking of music, Salman says he's going to submit a top 5 or 10 chart. Good stuff, the rest of you lazy asses should follow suit.
I'm nearing the end of the month, which means I'm gonna have to update that Rant page... any ideas about what I should bitch about? I can basically bitch about anything, but if anyone has any good ideas, pass them along. Rita wants me to write a whole rant about her, but I'm afraid that after she reads what I have to say she'll kick my ass.
Since my news has had a Canada vs US theme, I decided to add a joke to my news this week.
Joke of the Week: Divert Your Course
This is a transcript of an ACTUAL radio transmission between a US Navy ship and Canadian authorities off the coast of Newfoundland in October 1995. (Released by Chief of Naval Operations 10/10/95.)
CANADIANS: Please divert your course 15 degrees south to avoid a collision.
AMERICANS: Recommend you divert your course 15 degrees north to avoid a collision.
CANADIANS: Negative. You will have to divert your course 15 degrees to the south to avoid collision.
AMERICANS: This is the captain of a US Navy ship. I say again, divert YOUR course.
CANADIANS: No. I say again, you divert YOUR course.
AMERICANS: THIS IS THE AIRCRAFT CARRIER USS LINCOLN, THE SECOND LARGEST SHIP IN THE UNITED STATES' ATLANTIC FLEET. WE ARE ACCOMPANIED BY A TASK FORCE OF THREE DESTROYERS, THREE CRUISERS, AND NUMEROUS SUPPORT VESSELS. I DEMAND THAT YOU CHANGE YOUR COURSE 15 DEGREES NORTH. I SAY AGAIN, THAT IS ONE FIVE DEGREES NORTH, OR COUNTER-MEASURES WILL BE UNDERTAKEN TO ENSURE THE SAFETY OF THIS SHIP.
CANADIANS: This is a lighthouse. Your call.
February 15th, 2002
Well everyone's been talking about the Olympics lately, so here is my olympics update... its not really representative of all the sports at the olympics, probably because most of them bore me to death...
Team Canada got smoked today against the Swede's in olympic hockey action. All the announcers on tv were making excuses for the Canadian's such as "They aren't used to playing on the larger ice surface" and "They haven't had enough time to practice together"... blah, blah, blah.... okay, all of that is probably true, but they lost 5 to 2! Talk about embarassing. Not to discount the play of the Swedes. They played a great game, especially Mats Sundin who had 2 goals and an assist. Canada's next game is Sunday against Germany. Lets hope they have their shit together before then. They better win gold. They have all NHL players on their team and if you add up their collective salaries for their NHL play its probably like a gazillion dollars or something. When they interviewed Wayne Gretzky after the game he said "Yeah we sure played like shit today, but didn't we look pretty in our red and white Jersey's?"
Those Canadian Pairs figure skaters that got jipped of a gold medal because of corrupt judges were awarded Gold medals today. The Russians got to keep theirs too. This just goes to show that if you don't get your way, you should bitch whine and complain until you do. Just kidding. They totally deserved the Gold medal, and what took place during the competition really put a black mark on the sport of figure skating. Simply a travesty. At least thats what Bob Costas kept on saying.
Well looks like I'll probably be making updates to my site every friday. At least thats the plan. It all depends on how busy/lazy I get.
I can't wait til March Break. I need a vacation. I want to do something fun/exciting during my break, but just sleeping 7 days straight sounds pretty good too. I'll have to wait and see what pans out.
Speaking of sleep, I read in an article in the Windsor Star today that if you sleep more than 8 hours a night you may die sooner than people that sleep for 6 to 7 hours on average. Fuck I'm really getting sick of all these stupid medical studies. I just read one a few months ago that said people who sleep under 8 hours temporarily lose the usage of some brain cells. The only way you can regain the usage in those cells is to replenish your sleep. So basically you have a choice, either you have a fully functional brain or you can die sooner. What a choice! And to believe governments and companies fund these studies... Well I guess there are some studies that are worth funding......... (read the article in the margin to your right)
My cousin Billy and I were thinking about becoming a part of the Rastafarian religion. We both don't smoke up, but the thought of being able to smoke a "phatty boom batty" blunt like this one appeals to the potential weed-smoker in all of us...
I've been told I'm a pretty sarcastic guy. You probably shouldn't believe anything I say.
February 8th, 2002
Thanks to everyone that sent me kind words about my website launch. All the e-mail's contained positive remarks aside from Rita, who e-mailed me to tell me that she thinks my website "sucks". Its a good thing that her opinion means absolutely nothing to me else I might have felt bad.
Everyone seemed to find "Wing's Webpage" entertaining, especially Wing himself. He was quoted as saying:
"Yeah whatever bitch whore, it's funny but I think I'm suppose to be mad. Fuck man everyone was telling me about your website, and how you made a website about me masterbating, and fucking sheeps, and I thought they were lying. Fucking Kevin thought that I should be upset. Fucking I told him (Kevin) that maybe you were mad at me or something, and Kevin was like- for what sleeping with his mom."
Anyways Wing wants me to make a webpage to convey how sorry I am. I'll have to get to work on that when I find the time. He was also upset that his picture was on this webpage. He said he was gonna sue my ass if I didn't take the pictures offline. I hear he's gonna get Johnny Cochran.
Sinath also doesn't like the fact that her pictures are up on this site... she's gonna kick my ass. In fact I don't even think she wanted me to mention her name, I bet I'll get my ass kicked for that too. I guess since she doesn't want them up that I'll have to take them down eventually. Maybe her and Wing should team up for a class action law suit... Thats not the only thing she didn't like about my website. She said she seriously disagreed with my music choices, so I challenged her to pick 10 songs herself. Well she couldn't think of 10 so it became 9 instead. If you want to check out the 9 songs she picked, check out the music page. Make sure you e-mail her to tell her how awesome her list is. If you want to see your top music list displayed in the music section, just e-mail me. I'm a nice guy, I'll even post up Wallace's horrible horrible music choices. Just as long as ALL the songs aren't by the Corrs.
That movie Rollerball comes out tomorrow. Its one of those movies that makes me think that I can make movies. I heard its a remake of some other movie that was apparently not that bad. But I don't need to see this one to know that its a pile of crap. That Chris Klein guy can't act worth shit, unless he is trying to act like a dumbass... if so, then in that case he's doing a great job. I remember seeing the trailer in the theater for this movie and thinking "Who the fuck would want to see that?". Oh yeah, wait... Richard wants to see it....
I finally got some pictures of my cousin Jatinder's new baby girl. To see how adorable she is click here or look to the right.
Jag updated his website. You can check it out on the links page. Its funny because this guy doesn't do his homework yet he finds the time to totally redesign his webpage...hmmm.. sounds like someone needs to take some time management classes. I'm a hypocrite, I could use some of those classes too. In other webpage related news, Jod still didn't update his webpage... don't hold your breath waiting for an update on that one...
My cousins Sarah and Karen are off to Costa Rica for some fun in the sun for a week. Envy them.
By the way, if anyone wants to share something (news/miscellaneous comment) drop me and e-mail and I'll post up your random thoughts up here too. I'd kinda like to think of this site as a place for all my friends and no so much as just "my" website.
Big Fluid Mechanics Exam on Tuesday... grrr... to everyone else taking midterms this week and next, good luck.
February 2nd, 2002
Well I finally made a website. There isn't a hell of alot of content, but its a work in progress. I eventually plan to put up a messageboard and who knows what else. But with my lack of motivation and work ethic, don't plan on seeing any updates anytime soon ;)
Actually, I'd like to keep this site up to date, but we'll see. School is pretty demanding and one of these days I'm going to have to start studying "for real".
I plan on putting up the Friends section soon (all that is there now is some Prom Photo Albums), but what I need from you guys is to e-mail me a picture of yourselves that you would like up there. If you don't have a picture or whatever, I'll just try to find one I guess, but I'll make sure I find the least flattering picture (eg drunk Wallace singing into a wine glass) that I can find... kidding :)
I should mention this site uses "Flash", so if you see alot of broken links on this website that means you don't have it installed on your computer you should get it. I was originally going to add music to every page, but then I realized for everyone that doesn't have a high speed internet connection so it might take decades to load the pages.
Anyway, in other news, congratulations to Nancy on getting married to her boyfriend Vincent. Good luck on your new life in Hong Kong Nancy, we wish you all the best.
Congrats to Jatinder and Raj on their new baby girl! Jatinder just gave birth on January 18th. I saw pictures of her when I was up in Brampton last week at Harbinder's place. She's adorable! I'll make sure to get some pictures up as soon as I recieve some.
My friend Mike from Toronto went off to Britian this month to work there and hang out for awhile. Lucky bastard gets to see Oasis play at Royal Albert Hall! I wish him luck and I hope everything is well for him in the UK.
I believe Wally is writing
that Optometry exam today, so good luck to him.
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