Thursday November 27th,
2003
If you're bored, then your boring...
To all my American friends- Happy American Thanksgiving! And yes, Canadians do have Thanksgiving- ours is in October, and no we do not eat a Canadian Goose instead of a Turkey. Everyone knows we eat a Reindeer.
What are you thankful for this thanksgiving? Timmy (age 5) from Grand Rapids- "I'm thankful that the pilgrams won else we'd all be living in tepee's and that would really blow".
The weather is getting alot colder. I'm starting to think that I've lived in the Midwest for long enough. Jag was right- Its too cold here! The only thing I like about winter is skiing. I've been going skiing since grade school, and I usually like to go once a year. That reminds me- skiing trip this year will be sometime in January to London with the ACCC!
The Jag that I'm referring to above is my friend Jag (female) from Vancouver who shouldn't be confused with my friend Jag (male) from Michigan. Jag from Michigan said that Jag from Vancouver should be referred to as "Jag Kaur" to avoid confusion because it was his name first. I guess thats a reasonable solution- or I could always just start referring to Jag from Michigan as dumbass- either way works good I guess.
Happy Birthday Oeun! Party this weekend!
The rumours are true. A certain 23 year old Club Monaco prettyboy has a date on Friday with a 16 year old. Some are in approval, some are disgusted. How do you feel about the situation? Vote now!
Marwan is currently in the land of the lapdances, aka Montreal, right now. Nice way to celebrate the end of Ramadan!
Updates are going to become frequent..... how many of you have read that before?
Thursday November 19th,
2003
This is a public service announcement,
this is only a test...
Congrats to Wing! I’d tell you what I’m congratulating him for, but I think it’s trying to keep that 411 on the DL. Lets just put it this way- 15 year olds everywhere are envious of him. Props to Guy 3- you can’t see me!
On December 11 I graduate! Technically I don’t graduate until April, but since I only have one class left next semester I decided to go to the ceremony this semester so I can graduate with Luca, Wael, Jod, and Anthony. I can’t believe it- I still remember when Jod and I were at freshmen orientation, and we thought we’d never graduate. Ah, the good old days- when we spent more time playing foosball and pool in the games room than going to class. My dad is taking the day off from work so he can go to the ceremony. He has it all planned out too. He said that on Thursday he’s going to the graduation, Friday he’s taking the day off of work so that he can drink, Saturday we’re going to have a party and he’ll drink some more, and Sunday he’ll rest. Sounds like a plan to me!
Michael Jackson…. like you didn’t see that one coming. I’d make a joke- but I think we heard them all 10 years ago. Richard still thinks he’s innocent. Then again Richard also thinks that O.J. is innocent. In a related story- O.J. has been searching golf courses for over 5 years, and he has still been unable to locate and capture the real killers.
Marwan told me recently that he doesn’t like it when he gets mass generic e-mails. He wants each piece of e-mail addressed to him only and personalized. Personally I think he should take out his hard drive and upload it into his ass.
A few weeks ago Chris Nofar and Jonathon’s girlfriend Carrie were coming up with middle names for people for some unknown reason. Chris dubbed Carrie with the middle name “Dumbass”, and Carrie gave Chris the middle name “No really I’m not gay… seriously I swear”. Chris then (not wanting to leave me out I suppose) gave me the middle name “Go Fuck Yourself”. Not exactly the most flattering name, especially for a perennial nice guy such as myself- I wonder where he would get an idea like that.
Rita got a new haircut awhile back and I really like it- she was going for a whole Natalie Imbruglia (when she had short hair) thing but she ended up making it slightly different. It looks really good on her. In other Rita news I hear she’s single- it’s really hard for her to find guys in Michigan, mostly because she’s dated most of them already. Soon she’s going to have to branch out into different States and possibly countries. I heard she’s getting her own show on Fox entitled “Who wants to marry Rita?”. Contact your local Fox affiliate for more contest details. Sorry, offer not valid for midgets and people named Chris Nofar.
This Sunday Wally’s ACCC is going to go to the all you can eat brunch buffet at Golden Griddle as a club event. Thumbs up for organized gluttony! It’s really early in the morning (for me) but I’m going to attempt to wake up and go.
A girl ran a red light and slammed into Jagjeet’s new Mustang today. Luckily there was a witness that stayed on the scene and corroborated his story to the police. His Stang is gonna be in the shop for awhile- up to 2 weeks for repairs! Till then he'll be driving around in a Taurus. Don't worry Jag, when you get the Mustang back it'll be good as new.
Universal Rule #42- Never talk to someone you don’t know in a restroom unless it’s a dire emergency. I was in the restroom at school the other day in the UGL and a dude started talking to me about a Baptist Church that he belongs to and how I should come to his church- that is so ill! There are SOMETIMES when people just want to be left alone, and that is definitely one of those times!
Tuesday November 18th,
2003
Back to Normal...
My parents just came back from Vancouver today. They went out west for my cousins wedding. Apparently there were a thousand people at the wedding. Can anyone else say holy fuck? Talk about a relaxation the phrase “your closest friends”. I heard it was a beautiful wedding- I can’t wait to see pictures. Sucks that I couldn’t go but oh well, that’s the price you pay for attempting to be a quasi dedicated school student. My dad is talking about how he wants the both of us to go to Vancouver for 2 or 3 weeks this summer. That’d be real sweet- I love Vancouver- last time I went I didn’t want to come home. Who knows- maybe I’ll stay there this time! With generous offer’s from Sabrina to stay at her place, and from Jag who promises she will take me hiking- I just might!
Hope Ramadan is going well for all my Muslim friends. Speaking of Muslim friends- how’s married life treating you Moose? Guy- you come to Windsor (because his wife’s parents live here) all the time now and you never call?! Dude, that is so ill….. Its all good though- I’m not married, but I’m guessing its pretty demanding. (understatement of the century)
We went clubbing this weekend with Wally’s ACCC. It was cool to see a bunch of people I haven’t seen for awhile. Some of the people that were there (that I remember) were- Zack, Alen, Sarorn, Tri, Nia, Karen, Tien, Ken, Alan, Rony, Wallace, Tiff, Herbert, Sina, Sinath, and the Americans Jod and Jagjeet. We first went to Wired, which was pretty dead- so we headed over to Blast. Thanks to Herbert we didn’t have to wait in any lines or pay cover for both places. I’m pretty sure everyone had a good time. I know Sina and Sinath said they liked my American friends and apparently now they aren’t my friend’s anymore- they have claimed them as their own. Tri once again renewed his title as my favorite alcoholic. He didn’t get wasted on his birthday so I said I’d get him back! Some of his highlights (or lowlights depending how you look at it) were spilling half a beer on my lap (a beer I BOUGHT that fucker I might add), pouring beer on countless others while trying to “cheers” with them, throwing two beer bottles across the room, tripping over nothing, falling on top of a parked car to take a nap while we were trying to walk back to his car, plenty of nonsensical hilarious dialog, and smoking. It’s always funny to see Tri smoking- because he DOESN’T SMOKE. He only smokes when he’s drunk and he forgets that he doesn’t smoke. The Americans got pretty wasted so I played the role of the responsible host and I made them stick around in Canada till 6am until they sobered up completely. They didn’t make it back home until 7am- I hope Jagjeet’s mom still likes me! Hopefully she won’t think that I’m a bad influence on her alcoholic son. I’m also glad that Rony was all right after disappearing and not answering his cell. But I guess you’re not in a proper state of mind after having 16 mixed drinks. Definitely a good time, and we’ll have to do it again real soon. Hope Sinath enjoyed her early Christmas present!
Team Canada (Rich & GC) beat Team USA (Jod & Jagjeet) this weekend in foosball. You Americans can have a rematch anytime punks- just bring it!
This semester is coming pretty close to being over! It went incredibly fast for me- maybe because I haven’t gone to many of my classes so far this semester. I have to start doing some work though. I have two 10-15 page papers that I have to write within the next few weeks, as well as 2 lab reports, a quiz, and a 2nd midterm. Good luck to everyone on tests, papers and finals. My finals don’t start till mid December- but in contrast my cousin Karen has her last exam on December 3rd! That crazy crazy York University.
Sleep is my Visionagent.
My boy Timashion’s group, Gods Army, had their debut CD released November 3rd. Its entitled “Mission Not Impossible”. I have yet to hear it, but I’m getting my copy tomorrow from the Visionaire himself. I can’t wait to hear it. I even got a shout out on the liner notes of the CD! I’ve heard a few of the tracks already and what I’ve heard so far has been pretty good. I think of God’s Army as a hip-hop act who raps about God and enlightenment- but they don’t want to be stereotyped as being “church music”. They want you to approach the music with an open mind and appreciate the songs for what they are- good music, after all a hot song is a hot song. Be on the lookout- Gods Army is “Bling-Bling’s” kryptonite!
Wing, my sis, and I went up to Toronto two weekends ago to visit Tom and Kevin (my sister stayed at her friends place). We had a blast- it was definitely fun chilling with them as always. On Thursday night, when we drove up, we met Tom at midnight at the AMC he’s the assistant manager at and watched the new Will Ferrell movie Elf (the night before it opened). Tom’s always got the hookups for watching the movies before they come out. It was pretty cool to see the movie on a huge movie screen with only the 3 of us in the theater. I really enjoyed Elf. It was a feel good Christmas movie- and I haven’t seen one of those for quite awhile. While I was in TO I got to hang out with Guppie, which was cool. Wing and I stayed up in Toronto till Sunday afternoon. As usual, there were a lot of days where we didn’t sleep till 6-7am. The apartment was surprisingly clean- especially the bathroom. I didn’t even know that the floor was tiled for all these years- I thought it was gray lint colored carpet. Sinoeun (their new roommate) is definitely doing a good job of keeping it pretty clean. Definitely had a fucking fun time in Toronto- I might go back up before finals if I get a chance.
Happy belated birthday to my “twin” Bobbi! For your birthday I kidnapped Vin Diesel and was gonna give him to you. Unfortunately he somehow escaped from the trunk of my car and screamed out “I LIVE FOR THIS SHIT” before leaping from my moving vehicle. It’s the thought that counts right?
Mayflor should start signing my guestbook as herself instead of Biblical characters.
I was surprised to find out this week that I’m not the only one that knows who Howie Day is. Hetu is a fan too! She really likes his song “So Sorry So”. At least that makes two of us who knows who he is! I really like his song “Collide” from his new CD, which came out a few weeks ago. And that reminds me Hetu- make sure you be a good girl and keep your promise to me that you won’t get into anymore fights kay? No matter how much the other girl is asking for it- no more rumbling!!
The voice record option on my phone finally was useful. After we came back from the club on Saturday- Jagjeet, Jod, Sina, Sinath and myself were all chilling in the Kim sister’s minivan in my driveway, while they were waiting to sober up a bit. I took the opportunity to record a good 12 minutes of drunken conversation. I listened to it the next day and it was pretty hilarious stuff. I’d make it into mp3 format so the rest of you could hear it- but unfortunately all 4 of them know where I live (note to self: move more frequently).
Reason #347 Britney Spears is a whore: On her new CD Britney has a song about masturbation entitled “Touch of My Hand”. Britney was also on Primetime Live with Dianne Sawyer last week. I watched a little bit of it while I was at Salman’s house. My favorite part was when she was asked about Justin and she started sobbing uncontrollably. That was pretty funny. Another highlight is when they made a big deal over the fact that she can crack her knuckles. OoooOooOo.. she can crack her knuckles on BOTH hands- she’s so talented! Well I guess the moral of the story is that her hands definitely get a work out.
Speaking of whores, the Paris Hilton sex tape clip has been making the rounds on the Internet. Someone (who shall remain nameless) e-mailed me the clip a week or so ago. Up until that day I didn’t even know who she was. I still don’t really know much about her now, aside from the fact that she is one of the daughter’s of the dude that owns all those Hilton hotels, and apparently she’s snotty. How cliché- rich and a bitch. She also has a reality TV show that is coming out on Fox which is about her moving to some farm with another rich chick to try to live the county lifestyle away from their posh sheltered big city lives. *YAWN* When will they stop putting stupid crap on TV- I really don’t want to see some rich chick milk a fucking cow- who cares. Anyways back to the sex tape- it was about 3 minutes long and it showed none other than Paris Hilton posing for the camera and getting it on with some dude. The tape was really shit quality (everything was in shades of green). It gave the tape a whole Navy Seal Socom Night Vision espionage feel. The full-length sex tape (reported to be 50+ mins) will never see the light of day thanks to Paris’ mummy and daddy paying off an Internet distributor an undisclosed amount of money to destroy all copies of the tape. In a weird twist- the dude that Paris is getting it on with in the video is suing her parents for 10 million dollars claiming they wrongfully claimed the tape was made without Paris’ knowledge, that Paris was underage at the time, and that she was under the influence when the tape was made- all of which he says are untrue. I feel bad that I even know who Paris Hilton is now- fuck pseudo celebrities! If you have not yet seen the Paris Hilton sex tape click here!
The incredibly hot Jessica Alba has a new hip-hop dance movie coming out called Honey. This movie must be completely horrible because lately all the commercials for it no longer discuss the plot of the movie- they just name the artists that are in it (Ginuwine, Missy Elliot, Little Sammy, etc). What the plot is basically about is a girl who is struggling to become a dance choreographer for music videos, but along the way she gets caught up with the wrong guy (rich white dude) who is just interested in her body and not her talent. Somewhere along the line she gets a black guy to help her out (probably doubles as a love interest) and then inevitably everything works out when everyone recognizes and respects her for her talent. Wow- sounds like a craptacular movie to me. I didn’t watch it the first time it came out either when it was called “Save the Last Dance” so I’m sure as hell not going to watch it now….. at least not until it comes out on satellite- I mean Jessica Alba is really really hot- did I remember to mention that?
Friday October 31st, 2003
First Friday off in a long time….
I have 2 weeks off from work due to layoff. I guess that’s what happens when the company that you work for lost 2 Billion dollars this quarter. So do me a favor and tell all your friends and family to buy Pacifica’s so I can keep working. I know it’s a Chrysler, but this one is actually good- not like the other pieces of shit we make- honest. I wouldn’t lie to you. It comes with a 7 year warranty too. Yasin says that the reason they give you a 7 year warranty is because with a Chrysler you’ll need it.
In actuality though I’m happy that I have 2 weeks off. It actually works out pretty nicely because we’re going out for Tri’s birthday this Friday and next Friday I’m heading to Toronto for the weekend. You gotta love the counter productiveness of spending money when you should be making money.
Wing hates everyone. That’s right- even you reading this right now- his hatred for you is unbearable. It doesn’t even matter if he doesn’t know you- he still hates you.
Happy Halloween! I’m contemplating whether I’m going to dress up or not when we go out tonight for Tri’s birthday. After we goto Nia’s house to eat and hang out we’re heading to the U of W pub I think. I was thinking of costume ideas and I thought it’d be cool if I got an Arnold Swartzenagger mask and wore a t-shirt that said “Look at me- I am tha Govornor of KALIFOURNEEAH” or “I am the GROPENATOR”. But yeah, aside from those retarded ideas I’m at a loss. I know Jod wanted to be a ninja and Marwan secretly wants to dress up as a teenage mutant ninja turtle. I heard Richard is going as the man in his relationship.
Lampros needs to stop going to the Casino. I heard Lams asked Chryslers if instead of directly depositing his check into his bank account, if they could have it directly deposited onto his Casino Windsor player prestige card.
Satan/Lucifer/the Devil- needs to stop signing my guestbook under pagan aliases. She goes to church and stuff too- that ain’t right!
Speaking of my guestbook- if you haven’t signed it yet you fucking suck. But I mean that in a nice way.
Chantal Kreviazuk and Chris Rock were both fucking awesome. I think I might make a reviews section- if I do I’ll elaborate about them there.
I went to a job fair a few weeks ago at Wayne State. I enjoyed the little game that I played with the companies that were there. I pretended like I actually gave a fuck about what their company does, and they actually pretended like they were going to hire me even though I’m Canadian. It was pretty cool though- the CIA was there. They were absolutely not interested in hiring people that didn’t have an American citizenship- but while Luca distracted the recruiting lady I swiped myself some CIA note pads as well as some CIA pins. I wonder if they have tracking devices in them. I don’t actually wonder if they have tracking devices in them. If you thought I did- then you’re a fucking idiot.
And finally, Happy birthday to Tri! If you think this is a little redundant since I mentioned it twice above already- I think you should shut the fuck up and keep your opinions to yourself.
I just realized that I used the word “fuck” a lot in this update. Fuck- I should really cut down on my fucking swearing. I hope none of you are offended by the word fuck. That would be fucking unfortunate, and a reaction that I didn’t fucking desire. I don’t want any of you to get the wrong idea or anything- I’m a fucking nice guy- so I apologize for my gratuitously unnecessary motherfucking swearing.
Sunday October 26th, 2003
It’s been a long time….
So much has happened since I last updated- that’s probably because that was almost half a year ago. I’d sometimes even forget that I had a website until someone would mention something about it to me, or I’d received an e-mail asking me when I was going to get off my lazy ass and update. Amazingly the site still kept on getting lots of hits even though there wasn’t really any new content. Maybe it was people raiding the school section for old exams, or maybe it was Mayflor visiting my web page every 30 minutes anticipating the latest update. The world may never know….
Every time I take one of these huge hiatus’s from my web page my next update immediately after usually promises that updates will become more frequent. I’m not going to bother saying that this time- I think too highly of your collective intelligences.
Earlier this month I went out with a bunch of the guys (& Nia) for my birthday. I had an awesome time. It definitely went down in the books as one of the best ever. I’d go into more detail- but you’d have to ask someone that has a better recollection of the events. Thanks to everyone.
Nelly still sucks. In fact he’s gay too- just look up “Nelly” in the dictionary.
Two weeks ago I bunch of us Wayne State people went down to Greektown for the “Semi-Annual Wayne State Engineering/Non-Engineering Alumni/Current Students Dinner.” Nice long official sounding name that means absolutely nothing. The gathering is actually for Rita’s benefit so that she can still feel like she is a University student. I guess when you are in University for 10 years you tend to get attached. The attendee’s were Jag, Chris, Rita, Jonathan, Carrie, Jeff Scott, and myself. We definitely have to do it again- hopefully before this semester is over- this time with Bologna so he can get drunk, eat twice more pizza then humanly possible, and ask a bunch of female engineers “Hey so what hotel are you girls staying at?” (again).
Last Thursday I got a voicemail on my cell from Chris Centi. He said that he was giving me an incentive not to skip Circuits class that day. His dad got hooked up with 4 free tickets to the Red Wings vs Canucks game. Chris, his dad, my cousin B, and I ended up going. These fucking tickets were AMAZING. I’d been to NHL games before- but never in seats as good as these were. We were in the 6th row off the ice in the right corner behind the net- premium season ticket holder seats. We were so close to the action that you could almost feel the body checks. I swear I must have been the first Indian person to ever sit in that seat. I was surrounded by so many white people that it could have been mistaken for a clan meeting. During the intermission I was looking around for more ethnic people and ironically I saw Wing’s brother! Balli was astounded by the amount of hot chicks at the hockey game. We saw a bunch of these hot chicks in there 20’s with 40 and 50 year old guys! Holy robbing the cradle Batman! Unfortunately Detroit won 3-2 by scoring a goal with a mere 58 seconds left in regulation. It was definitely an entertaining game. Thanks to Centi for the hookup.
Thanks to Rita for the free tickets to see Dennis Miller Live last month. Jag, Marwan, and I went. Dennis Miller is one funny motherfucker. I didn’t like his pro George Bush shit too much, but the rest of the content was entertaining. No one rants better then Dennis Miller.
Hello to Sokhanny in Japan, been reading the e-mails- glad to hear you’re having a fabulous time!
Last month Jod, Wing and I went to the Sprite Liquid Mix Tour with Rita and a bunch of her friends. We got to see the Roots, O.A.R. and N.E.R.D. all for only 10 bucks! N.E.R.D. definitely stole the show- Pharrel really controlled the audience while bouncing from song to song. N.E.R.D. was the last band to perform and when they first came out Pharrel told security to allow everyone who was in the cheap seats up on the lawn come down near the stage, which was pretty cool. We ended up being very close to the stage for the rest of the show.
Happy 17th birthday Christina-
hope you had a great one!
Happy 23rd birthday Wael- we still gotta
go out and celebrate that shit man.
I was flipping through channels the other day and I saw a show on MTV2 that was called “Authentic Hip-Hop”, so I was thinking sweet- I want to hear some authentic hip-hop. The video they were playing was Chingy’s Right Thurr…. What the fuck? What’s authentic hip-hop about Chingy? Yet another reason why MTV blows. Except for that Newlyweds Jessica and Nick show. I only saw it a handful of times but it was hilarious. Its amazing how stupid Jessica Simpson acts. “I know its tuna- but it says Chicken of the Sea- does that mean its chicken?” Its also amazing how messy she is! She leaves her shit all over the place and never cleans up. She said its because her whole life she has had people to pick up after her. Talk about high maintenance. She’s such a big ditz.. I mean who brings a 800 dollar white louis-vutton purse camping? If she wasn’t that attractive I bet Nick wouldn’t be able to put up with that shit.
If you think 50 cent is the best rapper of all time- you should be shot 9 times too.
CHRIS ROCK NEXT WEEK! A bunch of us (Ali/Davor/Tony/Jod/Marwan) got tickets to see his standup act next week at the Fox Theater. He’s on his Black Ambition Tour, which has already visited Toronto for two shows. I heard it was awesome which has me looking forward to it even more. Davor and I have been reciting his jokes word for word since high school. Tickets were 54 dollars US (good LORD that’s alotta money!) but its all good- hopefully it’ll be a good show.
I’ve been going to the gym now for more than 2 months with Wing. We’ve been surprisingly dedicated- we average 4 times a week. I think the gym business is a great business to get into because what other business can you think of where 50% of your clientele don’t bother to show up but still keep paying their bi-monthly fee’s? You know who I’m talking to- to all you people not using your gym memberships that you’re paying for- goto the fucking gym you lazy motherfuckers!
I bought a foosball table for myself for my birthday- it’s a good one too- not one of those 100 dollar Wal-Mart pieces of crap. Tri has the same one too- now we just have to get good.
Matrix Revolutions opens in a few weeks. I believe its opening on a Wednesday. We’ll probably pre-buy tickets like the last one. Who wants to go opening night?
The Maple Leafs are off to another dismal season- what the fuck else is new? But alas I am a long suffering Toronto fan so I’ll stick by them- no matter how much they blow- or no matter if they constantly find new and exciting ways to lose games.
Upcoming Events
October 27th- Chantal Kreviazuk concert
October 29th- Chris Rock Black Ambition Tour
October 31st- Tri’s B-day thing & ACCC Halloween event
November 5th- Jag’s B-day & Matrix Revolutions
November 7th til 9th- Toronto
