Saturday June 12th, 2004
"Looked at my watch and said, Where have the years gone?”

Finally! After countless empty promises to friends, family, and acquaintances to dates when I was going to update- I’ve finally done it. I won’t even lie and say I’ve been extremely busy. I’ve had TONS of free time- its just I haven’t been motivated to update, but I figure since I’m off to Vancouver next week, now would probably be a good time (as ever). I never actually realized how many people read this webpage until I didn’t update for a few months. That’s when people started calling, e-mailing, and asking me when the hell I was going to get to work. I really appreciate all the encouragement- now you can all SHUT THE FUCK UP, thanks!

What's Your Beef Bitch?

 


A lot has happened since I last updated. I’m not even going to attempt to cover everything since that would fucking take forever- but I’ll give it a shot anyways.

Firstly, I graduated! Congrats to all the recent graduates and the Wayne State Engineering crew. Congrats also go out to Salman who had his Chartered Accounting graduation! I haven’t bothered looking for a full time job yet, but I’m still working part time at UCLA (University of Chrysler Line Assembly) making more money then I’ll probably be making full time when I get a “real job”. The money isn’t the motivation to keeping the job though- its mostly because I’m going to Vancouver next week so I figured what’s the point in looking for a job, and then having to tell them that you wanted a month off so you could go on vacation… I’m guessing it wouldn’t work out that well. Luca, Anthony, Nofar, Bologna, Marwan, and some of you other guys have already been hooked up with full time jobs- congrats! I’m definitely going to have to get one of those one of these days. If someone wants to give me a job, that’d be sweet. I’m looking for something like a Vice President, ice cream taste tester, Playboy photographer, or Corporate CEO. If you see any openings let me know!

Jod/GC/Tony/Wael

 

Love is in the air! It’s like a fucking bizarre time warp- Sinath is dating Rich again, and Mayflor is dating Wing again. Since this is their second go at it- I’m sure its gonna work out great since what I affectionately call the “Getting to know all the things about you that are super fucking annoying and just make me sick to my stomach” phase is clearly over and done with. Best of luck to these kids. That reminds me- Sinath is moving to London to goto school in September! Good Luck Sinath!


As I mentioned above- I’m going to Vancouver next week. I’m staying there for 25 days I think, which should make it a pretty decent vacation. My cousin’s wedding is the first weekend that I go up so that should be fun. The wedding is suppose to have about 1300 people attending- which is hard for me to comprehend, especially since my cousins have only been in Canada for less than 5 years. How the hell do you meet that many people!? Needless to say, that’s one fucking long guest list. Regardless it should be a really fun wedding (with lots of hot chicks), and I’m looking forward to seeing my niece and nephews. The rest of the time in Vancouver is just going to be chilling. I’ve been waiting for a vacation for several years so this is a much-deserved one. I love Vancouver so much- hopefully one day I’d like to live there. I’ll probably look around for a job while I’m there- I’ll see how things go.


Vancouver


Either than myself- a lot of other people are vacationing this summer! Jod is still missing in action in the jungles of the Philippines. Maybe he actually did join the terrorists! Or perhaps he’s enjoying being waited on hand and foot by the pinay maids. Remember dude- you promised to bring me back 2 maids! Jerry is back in Singapore for the summer, enjoying the seafood and the “bitches”. Our new ACCC president will be back in September when we’ll officially start the new reign of terror. Wally, Soc, and Nia are going to visit Sokhanny in Japan in July- that should be a lot of fun. Becky is going to her bro’s wedding in a Castle in England… I wonder how much it costs to get married in a castle… I bet it’s pretty expensive (horrible understatement)! But it’s definitely way cheaper than the 4 million dollar “I’m sorry” ring Kobe bought his wife.



Sokhanny said she wanted me to update my website so that she can keep up to date on everything that’s happening over here since when she’s in Japan she doesn’t get to hear much news. Well here you go Sokhanny- all those people that were dating when you left (with the exception of Tri and Nia) are no longer dating, and all those people that used to be friends when you left- hate eachother. I hope that was an adequate update.


I went to see Kanye West, as well as Better Than Ezra in concert over the last couple months. Both shows were really awesome. At the Kanye show I bought a College Dropout shirt that I wore to my last day of classes at Wayne State just because I’m such a big fan of irony. I got some interesting glances from the faculty. It’s a really sweet shirt. Just like I said months ago before most of y’all didn’t know him- KANYE WEST IS THE FUTURE OF HIP HOP! Recognize bitches.

 

Over March break, Balli, Jag, Centi, and I went up to Toronto. We did a lot of touristy things such as shopping, CN Tower, pilgrimage to my shrine at Kevin’s apartment, etc, etc It was definitely a good time and some extreme drunkenness was involved. As Centi put it- RAP PARTY 2004- GOOD! We went to some club called Seven (that Soc loves) that charges $7.50 for a beer and the chicks don’t even take their tops off… how disappointing. Jag took some vids of Balli doing front flips, and yours truly sharing some drunken wisdom. Yeah- you’ll never see those videos- unless of course I’m drunk while updating… We also visited Rita who who was in London on business and was kind enough to let us all crash in her hotel room. Speaking of drunkenness, Wing and I now know exactly how long it takes to walk from Golden Griddle on Huron Church to his house. Damn you 151! But yeah- drinking alcohol is overrated. Stay safe and sober this summer. Unless you want to get drunk- in that case get really tanked, make sure not to drive home, and don’t puke on my lawn.


Italian on Italian Crime is on the rise

 

Timashion has a brand new job and God’s Army is going good. Props! Keep doing your thing man! Gods Army is performing in Hart Plaza in Downtown Detroit today- Saturday at 6pm- check it!

God's Army

 

Kevin was down in Windsor for a week or so, which was pretty cool. We all hung out like old times. He was homeless for a few days while he was down here coz he didn’t have the key to get into his Windsor house- so he stayed at my place. It was pretty cool- it was like having the younger brother I never wanted. My parents would actually wake me up in the morning and say- Kevin is already awake- don’t you think you should get up too?? But it was cool, Kev played his guitar, bbq'ed, we played some tennis, ate some food, chatted it up… good times. And we all learned something important… “You gotta WORK for the Kevin!” We also learned something else that should never be repeated.


U gotta work for the Kevin!

 

Butch Walker is fucking awesome. That’s all I’ve been listening to pretty much lately. Butch Walker was the lead singer of the rock band The Marvelous 3, before they broke up in the year 2000. You’ve probably never heard of him- but he’s produced and written songs for TONS of artists you’ve heard of (Avril, Gob, SR-71, Bowling for Soup, etc, etc….) Most recently you’ve probably heard the Butch produced Avril song “Don’t tell me” on the radio. The song on the main page of the site is called “Mixtape” and it can be downloaded for free from here (right click- save target as). It’s a pretty badass song that’s off of Butch’s cd coming out this summer called “Letters”. If you want to view the music video you can see it here. If you want to check out Marvelous 3's first cd- The Hey! Album, free to download in mp3's- click here. I can’t wait for this cd- its gonna be awesome. This is going to be another one of those cd’s (like the Kanye CD) that I buy. That’s right- I said BUY. If you like modern rock music that doesn’t SUCK- don’t sleep on this!



Butch Walker

 

Nelly is still fucking garbage. In fact most of the bands and artists you like are probably fucking garbage. In Nelly news, he’s dropping 2 CD’s on the same day in the first week of September. Definitely one of the signs of the impending apocalypse. He says that one is going to be more of a party cd, and the other will be more tracks similar to his song “Dilemma” with Kelly Roland. He also says that both are guaranteed to be crap.


Yup, I'm still a homo

 

Just like I said he would be- Ma$e is back! His CD should drop sometime this summer. For all of you that didn’t know- Mase left rapping years ago to become a pastor at a church. But now he’s back with Badboy and P Diddy to make some hot tracks. I guess god didn’t pay enough. His first track since coming back was pretty decent- it was fittingly entitled “Welcome Back”. Welcome back Mase! I wonder what Fabolous and Loon are going to do now for a living.


J-Lo got married over the weekend to Marc Anthony. Rumors in the tabloids (I subscribe to the Star and Globe so I can keep up) speculate that Lopez became accidentally pregnant and that is the reason behind the rushed wedding. That I can’t believe that for a second, because for someone who fucks as much as J-Lo, I’m sure she has the whole birth control thing down to a science. They should have Vegas odds on who she’s going to marry next. I’d put 50 bucks on Wayne Brady (Does Wayne Brady have to choke a bitch!?).

I have no idea who the hell visits this webpage so frequently- but I’ve crossed the 10,000 hits barrier a month or so back. Make sure to tell your friends and enemies about this webpage! GC@canadianred is for the children! Oh and don’t forget to sign the guestbook.



Kill Bill Volume 2 was fucking sweet! I gotta pick up both Volume 1 and 2 on dvd.


 

Creed broke up- and in related news- nobody cares. Scott Stapp is coming out with a solo cd later this year, and the other former band members got a new lead singer and are working on their own album under a new name. Amazingly- still nobody cares.

Beware of Vietmanese people!!! These guys are HARDCORE... one of the funniest video's I've seen on the internet for a long time. My question is- where did they find 2 black guys to be in this video to pretend to get beaten up? And the one dude is driving a NEON!!! V-v-v-v-vvv UNIT!!! Check this out.... its hilarious.... the funniest part is that they're serious!!! Click here to check it!!!

And finally- the Olsen Twins are 18 now- and they still look like fucking chimpanzee's.


This picture is so wrong in so many ways... so wrong that its right?

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