| This section is a collection of random musings, inside jokes, quotes- that either came from my friends or from myself personally. If you don't understand something- then you can just ask me what its about- or just don't bother coz its probably not even worth knowing! Drip, Drip, Drip, Drip (Luca) Habibi Your Wife! (Marwan) Wing created the ultimate comeback that works for almost any situation.... see all you have to do is repeat whatever insult the person just said to you and add the word "No, you're" before the insult, and "Bitch" after their insult..... its really simplistic- let me give you an example.... Someone says to you, "You're an idiot"... you respond by saying "No, You're an idiot Bitch!"... see? Works everytime- satisfaction guaranteed! Your comeback is instantly better than theirs because not only are they exactly what they claimed you were, but they are a bitch on top of that! Alright, now go out and try it on your friends.... Jod has a theory about Filipino people... he is an expert afterall since he is Filipino! His theory is that there are only 3 different types of Filipino people.... there's Liars, Stealers, and Bastards! He still hasn't figured out what kind he is... but I say you keep one eye on your wallet.... Jod's Constant- Jod's constant states that no matter how much material you have on an exam- or how many chapters it covers, 2 hours should be sufficient studying time no matter what the situation. Gotta leave time for video games to you know..... (not responsible for people that try this method) Bill's Theorem- Bill's Theorem states that homework must begin at the EXACT moment when you can finish it right before class begins- meaning that if you waited just mere seconds longer- you would be left with an inadequate amount of time to successfully complete your work. Hey Jag, my name is not Mike..... Hey Mike, Gurbinder is my FIRST name- not my last name.... Hobbit Smoker! Thomas can break into any building... he'll just need a new pair of jeans afterwards..... Ask Rich about exclusively womens fitness "I'm twenty-five years old, my mama gots breasts of stone" (Kevin) "Hey you're not Mr. Genehka!" (Davor & Ali) One of these days me and Bill are gonna open up "Waynes" State University Ask Bill about the young girl's drawing portfolio we found in the UGL After I graduate, Scotty is in charge of getting paper planes on the UGL ceiling Jag and his fucking spice packs..... Wing's favorite band is "Bad Joe" "Marwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan" (Rich & Wing) "Bitches in my bed, Bitches in my head, BLAM BLAM BLAM, Shoot dem bitches til they're dead" (Kevin) "Dwayne is a pimp" and "The Apna guy" (Bobbi) Richard's ex-girlfriend Melissa is an alien (Wing & Rich) S & C (Bobbi) I LIVE FOR THIS SHIT (Wing, Davor, Ali) Mayflor and her G-rated fantasies It's wet BITCH (Janie & Luca) What in the WORLD? / ZOINK! / Dude, that is so ill... (Wing) Who wears the jogging pants? (Rich) Wanting to call 911 to ask if the police want to come have breakfast with us (Tri) Wine with cork (Tri) Richard has to go home to "pay his rent" and has a curfew (Wing & Rich) See that guy over there? Yeah, can you repeat what you just said to him? He's more sober Mcdonalds bushes (Mayflor) Play a game of Jitz (Kev & Wing) Don't talk to Kevin about Canibalism GC's 2 Second Rule GC's Law of Diminishing Returns Rap Party 2004- GOOD (Jag, Balli, Chris) More inside stuff coming soon.... do you remember something you want to add? E-mail me.... Updated Wednesday, May 19th, 2004 |