Fuck the Internet

Fuck e-mail
Fuck checking your e-mail 10 times a day
Fuck forwards
Fuck fake virus alert e-mails
Fuck "getting to know you" questionaire e-mails
Fuck spam e-mail
Fuck that "Classmates" e-mail I get fucking 3 times a week- I don't care about my classmates!
Fuck e-mails about Viagra, Diplomas, and Penis and/or Breast Enlargement
Fuck people who think their love life will improve by forwarding some shitty e-mail to fifteen people
Fuck e-mails about a little kid dying of cancer that is getting 10 cents everytime its forwarded
Fuck spam mail about how to stop spam mail

Fuck Internet Messengers
Fuck MSN
Fuck MSN Smilies
Fuck the ICQ "Oh-Oh!" sound
Fuck people who use "LOL" every second fucking message
Fuck people who type ALL IN CAPS
Fuck A/S/L
Fuck people who type their WHOLE message in alternating UpPeRcAsE aNd LoWeRcAsE letters
Fuck people who overuse slang and shorthand on messengers to the point where you can't tell what the fuck they are saying.

Fuck Pop-ups
Fuck that pop-up about a spy cam that uses an animated gif to look like its panning over a chick's body
Fuck pop-ups about pop-up elimination software
Fuck Adaware
Fuck Spyware

Fuck camwhores
Fuck their amazon.com wishlists
Fuck the 40 year old perverts that buy them shit

Fuck people who talk shit and make threats over the internet- DIPSHIT its the internet- there are NO internet gangstahz biaaatch!

And lastly, Fuck people who actually think Bill Gates is going to give you ANY money for forwarding an e-mail- Do you have any idea how he became so rich? Let me give you a hint- By NOT giving dumb fucks like you his money!

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