Definition of a Lightweight
A lightweight is a person that gets drunk after consuming the smallest amounts of alcohol. Most of these individuals use excuses to why their intoxication was so rapid and abrupt. The following is a list of some of the excuses these people might use- so you will be able to spot a lightweight.

Top Ten Lightweight Excuses

10. I’m soo not even drunk, whatever...

9. I lost a lot of weight since the last time I went drinking

8. I haven’t drank for awhile

7. I’m just tired- I didn’t get enough sleep

6. I drank it really really fast

5. I didn’t have anything to eat

4. I was drinking before I came

3. I drank liquor and beer TOGETHER

2. I’m on these special antibiotics that probably made me get drunk faster

1. I’m used to drinking American beer

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