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The following is a public service announcement for all the guys out there that suspect that the girl they are seeing might be less angelic and more whorish... here are some hints that might help you out. HOW TO TELL IF YOU GIRL YOU ARE DATING MIGHT BE A WHORE 10. You got her number off of a bathroom stall that said- “for a good time call…” 9. You went to a friends bachelor party and your girlfriend popped out of the cake 8. When she orders Mike’s hard lemonade she says “Can I have a bottle of liquid panty remover please?” 7. She has a pair of underwear that has “this is the best first date I’ve ever had” written on them 6. Her name rhymes with Bennifer Hopez 5. She has the pregnancy crisis hotline on the speed dial of her cell phone 4. She owns several pairs of knee pads- yet plays no sports 3. She buys so many boxes of Trojan condoms that the Trojan company is thinking of firing Trojan Man and hiring her as their mascot 2. She has several notches carved out on her bedpost- and after you have sex she takes out a knife and adds another notch while saying- “Rack another one up for Cindy!” Even more confusing is her name isn’t Cindy 1. You picked her up in downtown Windsor |