The Usual Suspects

"The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist"

Salman's Loser Totem Pole

Salman recently shared with me his loser totem pole idea. Basically he said that he based it upon success in relationships. The higher up on the totem pole you are, the less of a loser you are. The reason why Wally is at the top is because he has had a relationship with Sokhanny for years now. Rich is ranked 2nd because he's white (fucking even the loser totem pole is racist). Then the rest of the totem pole is rounded up by myself, Wing and finally Salman. This ranking is totally based on Salman's opinion. Personally I think that the loser totem pole is bullshit and that Salman smokes pole.

Morpheus' cool voice

Awhile back Wing, Marwan and I were talking about the Matrix Reloaded trailer. Marwan commented that he liked the voiceover where Morpheus says "If the war could end today isn't that worth fighting for? Isn't that worth dying for?"
Marwan said that whatever he said in that voice would sound cool- so I followed that up with the phrase in the picture next to me in my best Morpheus voice (which is actually a pretty shitty impression).
As you see Morpheus is taking some time out of his tough schedule of saving Zion to ask Marwan one of the age old questions.

Richwise

Holy fucking separated at birth batman! Rich looks exactly like the Rudy dude that plays Samwise in the Lord of the Rings. Its really too bad that they didn't get Rich to play the role- because not only is Rich a HUGE Lord of the Rings fan- he's also a "hobbit smoker"

Speaking of hobbit smokers.....

Rich is Samwise and Wing is Frodo... how fitting....